Squirrel in My Tree

A euphamism for having an STD.

Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.

by Bob Montgomery January 7, 2008

beefing the banana tree

jacking off many cocks at once

that skank totally was beefing the banana tree last night.

by silas santos! June 15, 2010

Oats in my tree

Someone who typically picks their teeth with their tongue while speaking. Uses the word "Tree" in place of "Teeth". Also known to say "Reeesh".

What did you say? Sorry, but I've got oats in my Tree!

by JudgyOcasio December 5, 2019

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.

Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.

by Brugmansia April 29, 2011

talked me down out of my tree

This is an old phrase that has become condesed and reversed in the original meaning. Originally to be in a tree was to be stuck somewhere mentally, emotionally or situationally that you could not easily escape from on your own. The proverbial cat stuck in a tree that the proverbial fireman needs to rescue. Of course, cats are perfectly capable of getting out of trees, which is why we do not see many cat skeletons in trees. However, it is not uncommon to see a fellow human, so distraught be whatever is affecting them, they they have lost their way and cannot see a way out. Proverbially, they are stuck in a tree and need someone to talk them down, out of their tree.

My life had dust gone insane, fortunately Jimmy came over and talked me down, out of my tree.

Beck: Sarah Palin "talked me down out of my tree" after my "one moment of real fear"

by Thralkhar April 18, 2017

natalie and charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

cha cha and Natalie love each other so very much

haha, Natalie and Charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g ahahah

by big changes June 20, 2021

off ya tree

kick ass piercing shop in perth city, WA.

they sell bongs, band shirts, and anything else you could ever want. and they'll pierce anything you like :)

#1t: did you go into off ya tree on sunday at perth?
#2: yeah, i got my tragus pierced.
#1: oo, serious ?!
#2: yeah, and i saw pete, that totally hot guy that works in there :D

by i love pwd August 20, 2009