Dirt Torpedo

Someone who hits the ground at a high velocity.

"John's parachute didn't open, and he became a Dirt Torpedo

by Irish Ernest Hemingway April 1, 2020

Toledo Torpedo

The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.

1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.

by Rilesfincham April 18, 2021

Human torpedo

When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air

Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo

by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022

kazu.toras

the best tiktok user in the whole world

kazu.toras is an entertaining tiktoker who likes boobs

by s3uki April 7, 2022

Tesco torpedo

The item you purchase when you can't afford Lockheed's torpedo prices

"Was that Warhead?" "No, that was a Tesco torpedo"

by BlameXeno June 6, 2023

torbs

bitch with tiny cock and balls

that is small like torbs

by Fredrick December 3, 2003

Torpedo

An uncircumcised dick that is long but not thick.

Get rid of your torpedo and go get a head.

by Isaak D April 1, 2009