Tuck the turkey

When a man (usually a tranvestite) tapes his genitals between his legs in order to give off the apperance of female genitalia. (very gross)

Tucking the turkey is soooo fun!

by poomanchu April 13, 2004

turkey dick

How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean

"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."

by allison hardy November 11, 2006

snow turkey

A white female who tends to prefer black males and/or characteristics. Sometimes these women may partially use a black male as a fashion statement, and in other situations they simply may be attracted only to black males. They can sometimes be characterized by bad, unnatural overused slang, and at times can be very game goofy. Other characteristic include exclusive taste in gangsta rap and/or slow jamz, low cut hair styles which sometimes resembles the tail of a turkey (intended to immitate african american females), and large hoop earrings or noserings. They can be found in groups of 2-3 at any location where hen & cokes are served. It is very common for a snowturkey to have mixed offspring, whos hair is not properly cared for. This term may or not may not be derrogitory, depending on what manner it is said in. Other variations include: rice turkey, bean turkey, man turkey and the opposite: hockey puck

friend 1: Does she got a man?
friend 2: naw, but shes a snow turkey

Friend 1: lets go to that one club, we went to last weekend...
Friend 2: hell no, their aint nothin but hoodrats & snow turkeys at that spot

by JewfromI.F.C September 11, 2006

Turkey

A bird that can't tweet.

Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.

by DildoBob April 19, 2014

cold turkey

quitting something right away

I quit smoking cold turkey

by Jim Leferver January 23, 2009

Hungarian Turkey Baster

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.

When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.

by The_Administrator December 15, 2010

Turkeyface

Turkeyfacing is the act of smashing a turkey sandwich into the face of someone you don’t like. Turkeyfacing’s origins can be traced to the USVI where locals use it as an effective way to shut up douchebag wanna be rappers who are trying to free style. Turkeyfacing quickly shows the douchebag that neither you nor your friends want to hear his failed attempt at rapping. Traditionally the douchbag is required to buy you another turkey sandwich due to the fact that his spontaneous freestyle left you no choice but to destroy your perfectly good sandwich.

I told him to shut his face when he talked to me, but he didn’t listen so I just turkeyfaced his modda skunt!!!

by Dick VI October 15, 2009