Takayla

a real ass bitch that do hood rat shit with her friend’s and ball these bitch ass n****s. Periodtttttt🤪😘

Takayla has a great personality and does hood rat shit

by Goofballjamal October 20, 2020

Tokyo's revenge

Makes music also likes kids

Yo Timmy watch out it's Tokyo's revenge

by BIG.MAN.ON.THE.BLOCK July 13, 2021

time to suck todays dick

When you have to do something that isn't fun

Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick

by Dale Denton January 27, 2018

tokyoraver

A guy who thinks he's pretty smart but is actually a big idiot.

ha ha looks like servo thinks you're a real tokyoraver

by tokyoraver May 3, 2006

how are your testicles today?

1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"

2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.

so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"

by jason348 January 2, 2007

Today Show

A popular TV "news" program that lasts the whole morning long (it seems like), and tries to wake me up in the morning because of all of the people screaming from Rockefeller Plaza (Center?). I personally can take only about an hour of it to catch up on the headlines, and I change the channel to Jerry Springer when that finally comes on.

I'll bet you $20.00 that Al Roker (the weather man) from the Today Show will say "And in your neck of the woods" at one point in time, of each show, when he talks about the weather.

by izcool February 9, 2008

tokyo

The unofficial capital of the universe.

Don't listen to what New Yorkers or Parisians tell you, Tokyo is THE only capital of the world.

by Forza Nippon August 5, 2005