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Life Tilt

The state of mind that results from some terrible beat in life that causes oneself to go visibly crazy and perform further self-destructive acts in public.
After getting his pocket aces snapped off for the third time in a row, the poker player was then 86'd for throwing his cards at the dealer. He then went on life tilt by throwing his remaining chips to the rest of the players as he was being escorted to the cashier where he promptly pulled down his pants and took a gigantic dump to show what he thinks about the card room.
by bretroth November 6, 2012
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Going to the toilet

Code for the person you hate going to the school toilets and masturbating.
"Where's Jimmy?"

"He's going to the toilet."

"Oh, you mean to masturbate"
by SlavicLegs June 23, 2020
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toilet pizza

Reversed roles of the Blumkin. Male performs fellatio on the female while she is defecating and/or on her menstrual cycle while on the toilet.
Rhonda's a freak. She asked me to try her toilet pizza. Thanks Match.com
by Toilet Pizza January 24, 2016
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MySpace Toilet

A myspace whore that pretends to go to the toilet during a family meal and then sneaks onto myspace instead.
MySpace toilet incident:
MySpace Whore: 'I'm going to the toilet....'
10 minutes later.
Non-Myspace whore family member: 'where's tom?'
by Gyz/Jose December 8, 2006
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Toilet Beer

A drink you take with you when you need to drop a deuce and you might be busy for awhile.
Steve took a toilet beer with him when he went to take a shit earlier because he knew he was gonna be there for a bit.
by TheHoffAbides May 6, 2011
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Tilt (gambling)

Tilt: When somebody has been gambling (Usually Sports gambling) and has lost multiple consecutive bets and has become dizzy from it.
Person: Man, I took Bama -6 at noon for 1k and lost, then took Michigan -3 at 3:30 for 2k and lost again! I am on fucking TILT! Tilt (gambling)
by Bobby Lights October 27, 2012
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