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Toilet Roll Panic

1. Sudden uncontrollable anxiety sufferred during use of a sit-down public lavatory when it is discovered that the toilet roll is missing or has run out.

2. A phrase coined by the chief executive of the Hong Kong Consumer Council, during The Great HK Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 which arose from rumours of a lack of supply due to manufacturers switching production to face masks.
Having done my business I looked around and sufferred a brief bout of Toilet Roll Panic on seeing the empty bog roll holder

We all lose out if toilet roll panic continues

Armed robbers who stole hundreds of toilet rolls were being hunted by Hong Kong police on Monday, in a city wracked by Toilet Roll Panic caused by coronavirus panic-buying.
by KevinHK February 16, 2020
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Toilet Reaper

Someone who distroys the toilet beyond repair.
Andrew Baxley is an absolute toilet Reaper.
by Dean of corral September 6, 2020
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Tildy

one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. a tildy is kind, considerate, and always there for you. be happy if you ever meet a tildy.
person 1: did you see tildy today?
person 2: i did! they were so sweet
by dabhyun March 14, 2021
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Toilet Grenade

The same unintelligent man who made kitchen gun made the amazing toilet grenade. It cleans toilets but will also entirely destroy them. You pull the pin, take off the handle, throw it in the toilet, close the lid and in five seconds you can say goodbye to your toilet and possibly your life.

But the actual definition is a giant shit, inside a toilet.
That man blew up his toilet with that new toilet grenade.
by I'm funny I swear March 24, 2021
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frisky toilet seat

A toilet seat that pinches your ass upon arising. Most common with wooden toilet seats that have an invisible hairline crack that opens with the weight of someone sitting but closes up and grabs some ass skin when the user rises and the weight is removed.
That frisky toilet seat at school got me for some skin and hair.
by wolfbait51 November 27, 2011
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The toilets nightmare

Man the toilets had a case of the toilets nightmare last night.
by Your worse nightmare October 7, 2016
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joy toilet

A "Joy Toilet" is a person who sucks the joy out of absolutely anything and everything around them. A bit like a black hole with light really.

It was worded and defined in Dav Pilkey's Netflix Series, "Captain Underpants." in the episode labeled, "The Vexing Villainy Of The Vile Vimpire."
"Laugh this off, Joy Toilet !" as George Beard pointed a Blisskrieg 2000 at the "Vimpire," which was earlier loaded with videos of people being hit in the face with loaves of bread - deemed funny enough to return the Vimpire back to normal student Jessica.
by dw8177 March 29, 2019
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