Tobinistic

An addiction or uncontrollable attraction to obese horrible ugly girls. This common affliction is normally enhanced by excessive amounts of alcohol.

Declan, you are pure tobinistic!

by IrishJeff January 19, 2009

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Tobin

An employee who rides the bosses dick all day. When they are not dick riding, they choose to talk to all the women in the office to pretend that they are not homosexual.

Did you hear Larry was going golfing with boss tomorrow?
Yeah, he’s such a tobin, we all know he would rather be staring at those fuck boy interns asses.

by Lorenzo Von Matterhorn August 8, 2018

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Tobin

A sexual act in which one inseminates himself.

He loves it tobin style.

by Philosirapper December 19, 2016

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A small town kid who is the gayest piece of shit you know. He sucks his cousins cock to carry him in Fortnite, his dad beats him for wearing his free jacket, and always watches the fat kid with the yellow jacket play video games during class.

Girl: Oh look there goes Tobin bhind the local fat ass going to class.

by Tristan Jones February 27, 2019

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A Tobin is generally just a normal mean boy who is desperately trying to fit in with the douchebags. He is a scum sucking hoebag and he will try to steal all of your friends but end up with none.

Boy 1: Look at him, what the fuck is he wearing?
Boy 2: Aw, bro he's such a Tobin.

by sit the fuck down November 6, 2019

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