Horny Toad

A male that is usually horny about 24/7 to be exact. Constantly daydreams about sexual fantasies. Usually named Alfred. Like to seduce mexican women. Once seduced he turns back into a toad

There goes that horny toad

Horny Toad by kjsndfsnd August 8, 2012

battle toad

noun.
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.

ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.

synonym: war pig

the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).

Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to suck you off!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!

battle toad by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004

tactical toad 

A toad that is tactical. Must not be confused with tacticool toads.

*Sign: Beware of Tactical Toads*

Guy: *snicker*

*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*

Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!

tactical toad by tacticaltoad March 22, 2010

fatty fatty toad boy 

A term which originated from the British comedy series 'The Office' and has grown to become synonymous with Thomas Cavanagh, alluding to his weight and demeanour.

Thomas A. Cavanagh is a fatty fatty toad boy.

fatty fatty toad boy by Tom A. Cavanagh May 21, 2008

bleacher toad 

A girl, usually a little plump and homely, who after having a drunken one night stand with, attends your game the next day in hopes that you will fall in love with her.

Dude, I was so hammered last night and took her home! I'm so ashamed, now she is a bleacher toad hoping I date her or something!

bleacher toad by pHilbaby October 8, 2010

pebble toad

When chewing tobacco inside the can collects into little balls. The balls of chew or "pebble toads" can easily be rolled out but are a pain in the ass when you want a perfect pack.

This can has a bunch of pebble toads

pebble toad by Please Use January 5, 2011

squealing toad

When you burp in a twat then that burp is regenerated as a squealing toad aka queef.

Last night me and that girl from yoga got it on, when she sat on my face I layed a squealing toad on that bitch.

squealing toad by CFSS October 16, 2011