Shank

The act of having a shit and a wank simultaneously, often placing both elements in a sandwich afterwards.

Ali: 'I just had a shank'

Zara: 'You're a dirty bastard'

Ali: ' And I'm gona put it in a sandwich'

Zara: 'Just leave'

by James/Zara February 21, 2009

Shank

verb

North Carolina slang for pretending to pull someone's pants down as a joke

Me: "shank!"
My friend: "oh, I thought you were going to pull my pants down, that was funny."

by bigDandtheBoys June 8, 2011

shank

when you screw something up real bad

dude, you fully shanked that shot at goal

yeah, shank of the year

by mikey maggot February 24, 2009

Shank

A random word my doped up mother-in-law repeats.

SHANK AND THEN SHE SHANK SHANK AND I LOLD SHANK!!!

by SHANKRD March 28, 2010

Shank

Verb: to lift one leg or ass cheek and deliver a rousing fart.
Noun: the result of lifting one leg or ass cheek to deliver a rousing fart.

Verb: Dude, I was sitting in one of those old wooden chairs when I shanked one so loud people heard it down the hall.
Noun: Dude, was that your shank I heard down the hall? It echoed all the way to our room.

by whodemscotts July 8, 2011

The shanks are flying

When a gang of yutes(roadman) are about to have a fight and bring a knifes

Roadman:yo get over here u little yute the shanks are flying today
Roadman2:my drilla i have my shank and its ready to fly

by Amyyyyy696969696 May 23, 2021

vagina shank

A female cockblock. When a girl cockblocks another girl.

Well it was going really well until Charlotte vagina shanked me by bringing up my herpes...

by Jisch November 23, 2010