February 25

national fist your friend day

"hey bro guess what today is"
"what day"
"February 25 national fist your friend day"
"uh what"
"bring me that ass"

by youngbitchboy7 February 25, 2021

34-25

Synonym for penis. Spells 'dick' on the phone pad.

That guy is a real 34-25!

by Meg F. September 04, 2006

October 25

national kill your teacher day

Its October 25 ,, so kill your teacher today !!

by dontbendover October 22, 2019

August 25

National celebrate your birthday day

You need to celebrate your birthday even if its not your birthday

Me: Yo man its august 25 happy birthday
random guy: wait wut
Me: Its my birthday as well happy birthday
random guy: oh ok happy birthday

by TheOneTEM December 08, 2019

May 25

National Your Crush will give you a kiss day. And slap ass day!

Hey Ryan kiss me and slap my ass cause it’s may 25th

by Azzchexk November 02, 2019

April 25

National squeeze ass day squeeze boobs day suck dick day and suck nipples day

Guy: *squeezes girl's boobs* can't get mad its April 25
Girl: Oh right *gets on her knees and pulls down the guy's pants and boxers then sucks his dick*

by Dicksucker Golden91623 April 23, 2019

December 25

It’s December 25, you know what that means, wake up real early to catch Santa. While he sees you he walks over and whips out his big fat cock. he says “The only snow your getting, is the snow cumming out my dick” he leaves, you proceed to wipe his cumm off your face, but you don’t wanna waste it, it tastes too good. Now you gotta wait til next year to deal that tingling sensation, then you realize that Christmas is your favorite holiday because it’s the only time of year Santa’s away from Mrs. Clause, and his big fat cock can go in your mouth.

I cant wait for December 25, i wanna see his penis!!

by heehee42069 October 19, 2019