Timmy

Timmy is a great guy who is an original country boy. He will tell you he loves you and will mean it everytime. You meet him when you need him to be there and help you. Even though he does not play sports, he does work on cars which is really hot! He drank when he thought he needed to but then he will meet the love of his life and not do anything to hurt her, and will stop drinking. When he has a girlfriend he is completely faithful to her. Timmy is a great guy and I love him soooo much!

Girlfriend: hey babe what are you and the guys doin tonight?

Timmy:well were all at jakes, they are all drinking but I swear I'm not

Girlfriend:you promise babe?

Timmy: I love you way to much to do that stuff again, I promise<3

by timmysgirl March 9, 2013

TIMGOTSPLASHED

the act or event of tim getting splashed, normally said in a un- yet very noticeable manner. It is generally inaudible and unheard by all in the room, but for those that are able to hear it, provides a plethora of laughter.

Anton-Yo wuts up guys, who got weed?

Jose-I don't know man, but we need to get weed.

Raj-Timgotsplashed...

Basit-Wurd.

ALL-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tim-Fuck you guys ,fuckin fags

by PHI CHI December 25, 2008

Dark Timmy

When you have anal sex w/ ur partner and ur partner shits on your penis and you stick it in his/her mouth

I gave this nasty bitch a dark timmy becasue she wouldnt shut the hell up

by Max Alden May 13, 2005

Timmy

A Timmy is a serial pest to all woman. Does not take no for an answer. A Timmy will try every trick in the book to weasel his way into a girls pants. Often plays the deaf card but can hear perfectly when it suits the Timmy.

Girl "I have a sore back"
Timmy "I'll give you a massage, my room 15 minutes, bring the coco butter"
Girl " For the 50th time 'no', you are such a Timmy"
Timmy "Sorry, was that a yes?"

by Dog balls May 13, 2013

Timmed

Much like the classic wasted; To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors. In the extreme.

Oh Man, I found Darth Vader really attractive last night, I must have been so Timmed

by boove December 11, 2011

Nigger Timeout

When you're outta timeouts, have one your boys spill a tray of drinks on the court.

Call time nigga! We out! Then call tyrone! Get us a a nigger timeout!

by Racist Larry June 8, 2013

sack of timmy d

sack of weed, doja, cannabis etc...

Did you bring my sack of timmy d??? I'm tryin' to get high tonight.

by Murda8787 January 31, 2009