Thomas

A gay kid who sucks Zach’s dick

And also probably a liar and a jack ass

Thomas is a queer

by Ben10293664 October 5, 2018

Thomas

An unnecessaryily gay fag who says he has a girlfriend but really paid a girl to pretend because he was tired of his boyfriend, he also chokes a lot of dick and the occasional receiving end of anal

Hey see Thomas over there, he’s actually gay

by Knife wound licker February 8, 2018

Thomas

A person who has a good guy front. He's incredibly sweet when he wants something or someone, but once he's done with it/them its over. He becomes completely shallow and unrelaible. Also brags about having a huge penis, but in reality has nothing to brag about.

That guy is such a thomas

by Playgirl09 October 13, 2010

Thomas

Thomas is a very narcissistic, condescending and egotistical male. Usually selfish, care free and oblivious to others feelings other than his own. Rarely takes responsibility for his own actions and instead blames others for his wrong doings.

You're a real Thomas!

by Zgirl2k16 July 30, 2018

Thomas.......

Usually extremely obese and unfit. They like to eat and they tend not to smile for photos. They find all sports challenging in particular swimming. Their favourite things to do include:
1. Eating

2. Sleeping
3. Masturbating
4. Watching the sun rise
5. Bullying and injuring younger more feeble children
6. Watching snooker and lacrosse

“ gee my niggas that Thomas....... Guy is such a fat whoreish bully”

by Me and tom April 14, 2019

Thomas

A great friend that you can tell anything to and he understands you. He has been through what you have been through and dosnt judge you. When you think of the perfect guy a girl could ask for you think of him. He protects you and dosnt ever leave your side. When something ever happens between you and Thomas it's heartbreaking because you lost your Bestfriend, the perfect guy. If you ever find a Thomas don't let him slip through your fingers because he is the best thing that will ever happen to you

(Girl) I was bullied a lot
(Thomas) me too but it will be better now. I will make sure of it!

by Evansbae May 20, 2017

Thomas

A tall lazy guy who talks about politics and is usually wrong about them. Also helps out a lot. He won a pound of bacon because of it, no joke.

Wow that guys such a Thomas. Everyone knows Obama is not a Fascist.

by Bry-shizzle August 1, 2010