by bigdickyourmom May 06, 2021
Without any cutting or trimming, the length to which hair or beards will grow before they stop and won’t go any further.
“Bro, my beard has reached terminal length, it got as far as my chest & won’t grow past that point”
“I haven’t cut my hair for over a year but it won’t get any longer than this. It’s reached terminal length”
“I haven’t cut my hair for over a year but it won’t get any longer than this. It’s reached terminal length”
by Ch4os-Th3ory December 12, 2021
The constant speed of caloric intake that a freely eating person eventually reaches when the resistance of their stomach prevents further ingestion.
It was when I leaned in to reach for that last slice of stuffed crust loaded pizza that I knew I had reached terminal chubbosity.
by 12many July 31, 2018
A long, drawn-out story which has an anticlimatic or uninteresting ending. Usually ends with the words "but then i didn't end up doing it/going/etc."
by mullins1210 February 08, 2012
by I_never_miss762 January 04, 2024
The opposite of terminally online. It means someone who spends little to no time on the internet, typically because they have better things to do.
Turner is terminally offline. He has never used Reddit or TikTok before, doesn’t know what skibidi toilet is, has a healthy set of hobbies, is happily married, and is active in the church.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling June 05, 2025
by ~.Anonymous.~ July 01, 2023