Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.

Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.

by delta1135 August 12, 2011

F-Secure Time

The offset from actual time that F-Secure runs at.

F-Secure just told me it removed a virus 3 days ago. I guess F-Secure time is -3 day now.

by Bongilante October 30, 2011

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

select security promotion

Select security promotion. This is when you leave an employee due to working conditions, poor treatment, etc and get re-hired down the road as a manager.

A: dude. I finally left that slave farm shithole. I couldn’t take it any more.

B: oh good. In a few months, they’ll re-hire you as a manager and you’ll be treated better because you’re higher on the corporate ladder. That’s a select security promotion.

by Vista20p July 14, 2018

Security

Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.

To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.

by 36368876 March 13, 2023

security card

A term used by scammers to refer to gift cards, typically for the company they are impersonating, in order to trick victims into sending them money under the false pretence of keeping their account secure.

Sir, go to your nearest store and buy a $100 security card so your Amazon account won't get hacked.

by childishbeat March 25, 2023

security screw

Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.

By King's decree because I said thee'

Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?

by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023