mail coif

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.

Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

Fail mail

Imagine doing a countdown and end up with terrible timing

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ........ Nothing happens

That's fail mail

by Mail moment July 20, 2023

mail cat

A male who wears cat ears that usually match their t-shirt.

He is being a mail cat.

by pseudonymn December 16, 2013

Robo-mail

Email that comes in from automated sources that a user has subscribed to, such as newspapers, blogs, retailers, travel sites, the Urban Dictionary etc.

Robo-mail consists of daily New York Times or any kind of magazine updates, the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day, blog updates, travel website updates etc. etc.

by Dr. Determined February 9, 2010

mail read

Having your personal business publicized; usually brings shame and embarrasment

Tiffany had her mail read in front of the entire office before she quit.

Don't make me read your mail in front of all these people!

by Tiffany Davis September 5, 2006

Decent mail

A rumour with strong sources suggesting its truthful

I have decent mail that Az is staying at his current club

by Billcon24 March 14, 2022

E-mail

Something Urban Dictionary forgot to send me upon rejecting my definition for “MLG”.

Damn, Urban Dictionary did not notify you by sending an e-mail? That's not nice

by Joseph5 June 28, 2016