Hen

Gender neutral.
A person who has the sole purpose of gossiping/causing conflict and is content with the most basic and fundamental material. Hens create close knit groups quickly so they don't have to interact with others who do not gossip or passive aggressively segregate themselves. Social media, cheesy mugs with only a quote and Mean Girls references are quick identifiers.
1) Steve was informed that Veronica is a Hen. Veronica later that day talked shit about everyone they work with but comments at least no one here is ugly. Veronica refuses to assist Steve while she instructs him on how to do things; Meanwhile she searches for a top for her upcoming party where she hates the host but her friends are going so she should at least pop up.

"Don't worry about the office Hen. Once they get to know you, it'll be not as uncomfortable."
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Hen

A pal who is sound as fuck. Also commonly used in Scottish slang to describe a female.
"Do you know Iona Hall?"
"She's an absolute hen."
by Iona A Hall January 18, 2019
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Hen

A logical way of saying “now” so the words “when” and “then” are consistent with the words “where”, “there”, and “here”.
by awmm December 20, 2018
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Hen

“A hen is an adult human chicken
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mudd hen

An older white woman with a younge black man .
That Stoopid old Mudd hen is fucken another one of them poor young niger boys down the way.
Look that old mudd hen trampin around with another one of those gang banggin black boys.
by Sunshine macias September 24, 2017
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Church Hen

A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.
The church hens were furious at the changes made by the new Vicar.
by ThePillenwerfer February 15, 2023
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matt henning

A 100% gay boi who still like pussy and only pussy... he hangs out with mostly girl’s and one faggot , he’s never touched his cock but still lust to bust a nut every day
“Is Matt gay”
“No he’s just special “
Matt Henning

is the gayest straight person in the world
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