snake cannon

When your penis is small and when you get a boner it grows extremely big, and when you ejaculate you get a TON of semen

How was the date with kyle?

Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!

by The treebase December 14, 2016

Off A Cannon

To be extremely cross faded almost at the point of passing out.

Hey Julian I’m off a cannon right now this is insane!

by WelcomeToArbys54 October 18, 2018

Loose cannon

Someone who is unstable and unpredictable

Matt Goulster was a loose cannon at work yesterday

by Baron Von Wellington May 28, 2018

Cannon-Cock

The alternative (and nicer) way to say someone has a "chode".

"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole February 28, 2020

Nick Cannoning

When a person has too many kids at once.

Damn that motherfucker has 11 kids!! he needa stop Nick Cannoning

by joey.doesnt.share.food November 15, 2022

Cannon Wicks

When you go over to a friends house and you see one of your buddies family members fully nude in a dim lit room.

Dude, I went over to Chad’s house, and his brother was completely naked!

“Bro, you just got cannon wicksed

by Diynfl March 2, 2022

Chainsaw Cannon

Dr Bright's weapon of choice

You cannot kill SCP-682 with a chainsaw cannon

by Xplayer76 June 6, 2021