The act of ignoring other commuters on the London Underground, or London Transport and distractiong oneself by looking anywhere else than at another person. Done whilst traveling from one station to another.
by Paul Grant March 21, 2007
Get the Tube facemug. A common slang term used in by members of the baking community and pastry chefs and simply refers to the Penis. The Penis, similar to a Decorating Tube which is a specially-shaped, open-end tip used to form icing decorations, delivers a lovely, creamy icing used in icing the bundt cake and other sexual acts.
While attending a recent pastry chef's convention, Milford met a lovely young chef during one of the expos. After a brief conversation, Milford offered to provide private decorating lessons to teach her the fine points of using his Decorating Tube. She graciously took Milford up on his offer and later found herself well decorated with Milford's cream icing.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014
Get the Decorating Tubemug. An archaic car part that has been made mostly obsolete by tubeless tires. These days an inner tube is much more useful for floating on water, or for sledding on snow. It's a lot more fun that way too.
It's soft, inflated, donut-shaped, usually black, and frequently has patches glued to it where it had leaked.
Smaller versions may still be found in many bicycle tires.
It's soft, inflated, donut-shaped, usually black, and frequently has patches glued to it where it had leaked.
Smaller versions may still be found in many bicycle tires.
I was shocked when I took that tire off the rim, and found an inner tube inside it.
Watch out for the stem of that inner tube. If you break that part, there's no patching it, and it can leave a nasty scratch on your skin too.
Watch out for the stem of that inner tube. If you break that part, there's no patching it, and it can leave a nasty scratch on your skin too.
by Downstrike August 16, 2006
Get the inner tubemug. sex on the lake using an inter tube : a couple in the middle of an inter tube faceing each other leaning back aginst the tube with there arms around the back of the tube the chick pulls the croch of her bekini to the side so the dude can penatrate her also known as a float'n'fuck!
we were have'n tube sex on the lake and when we got back to shore another couple ask if they could barrow the tube and 5 minutes later the lake was full of floating fuckers, it was like a orgy on the lake and that day the fish eat good
by the randyman January 16, 2010
Get the tube sexmug. A vagina, or any acceptable female hole that can receive man meat. This is not to be confused with an old, tube style, receiver, commonly used with record or tape players from the 70's or 80's.
by MikeOFU123 August 1, 2012
Get the Tube Receivermug. A 'Grenoobtube' or 'Grenoob-tube' launcher comes form a blending made by myself of grenade+noob+tube as another jargon term for the grenadelauncher attachment for most weapons on call of duty modernwarfare 'cod4' and call of duty modern warfare 2 or 'cod6/ cod mod2'
by doodeyboob January 7, 2010
Get the grenoob tubemug. n.
A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.
A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.
Becky: It bothers me when my cuck husband Mike gets a boner. I'm never going to touch it so it's pointless.
Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.
Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers
his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.
Becky: That sounds perfect!
Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.
Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers
his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.
Becky: That sounds perfect!
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
Get the chastity tubemug.