shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.

Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.

by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018

Shrimp cocktail

A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.

My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?

by Racerx504 May 18, 2019

Big shrimping

So you know how when you're spooning, there's a big spoon. Well big shrimping is when you do that, but in the water

Dianne: I'm pretty comfy

Jack: Well do you mind big shrimping?

by Raubry August 1, 2017

Tossing The Shrimp

When a male puts his schlong in a womens ass then removes it politely asks another woman to suck the shit off of it.

I heard Molly was tossing the shrimp with Gary and Jayce.

by DickDynasty May 24, 2018

deveining the shrimp

The after effect of having anal sex without a condom. The first bit of muddy pee after anal, resembling a vein taken out while butterflying shrimp.

Carl loved having anal sex with Jessica, he didn't like deveining the shrimp after.

by RustyShacklefordML July 20, 2017

Shrimp on the Barbie

When a midget "dates" a tall skinny blonde, and cums on her.

Jimmy brought a blonde home from the bar last night, and he threw some shrimp on the Barbie.

by Anomalies in life July 20, 2022

Lil shrimp

Little dick

My girl was supposed to give me dank head before choir rehearsal but she hit me with the lil shrimp.

by Ripasf420 July 2, 2018