Rectal Randy

the act of being horny for anal sex

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!

by Greg S. September 24, 2004

randy boi

randy boi is my dad

randy boi is sexy

by da bananaLord99 January 19, 2021

Ratchet Randi

A very rare creature from Lorain Ohio,possibly thee only one in existence. She only comes out at night very late nights and very lit nights. One moment she’ll be casually sipping a shot and the next moment she’ll be on that table twerking what ass she has, but if you get on her bad side she’ll get off that that same table she’s dancing on and flip it on your ass drinks and all

I was out last night and my girlfriend became ratchet Randi

by Moneymike0124 July 5, 2021

Rusty Randy

When one scrapes the rust built beneath their car and sprinkles it on the deceased corpse of there lover after masturbating on the roof

Rusty: hey how’s it goin you punk ass lil bitch.

Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow

by sangeun January 16, 2021

Randy Houser

To knock someone or something out.

I'm about to Randy Houser this last cup.

You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.

by El Pinche Trio May 11, 2021

Raunchy Randy

Similar to the concept of a wet willie but instead of shoving your wet finger into the unsuspecting victim’s ear, you shove it into their anus.

Chad: Bro I can’t believe my dad gave me a raunchy randy when I bent over in front of him the other day!
Brad: Dude that sucks! I would’ve never expected that coming!

by mustysausage May 29, 2018

Randy Sanders

A really big bitch who can’t keep a girlfriend for more than 3 weeks and is also a white supremacist despite being blacker than a sharpie. Also becomes gay every Thursday.

“Hey, that Randy Sanders is a real pansy!”
“Damn right.”

by Mini Republican November 6, 2019