Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Middle Knee

The space in between your knees. This is not a real knee, but another interesting body part.

Dude you wouldn't believe she sucked my middle knee.

by lundy79 November 1, 2018

knee tremor

Getting a piece of ass while standing up; usually the receiving partner is braced against a wall or bar, not using the bar stool.

Oy mate, I got a knee tremor last night with that bootiful lass over there before I left.

by docdoober August 14, 2007

knee-fanny

The underside of your knee.

Don't finger my knee-fanny!

by Jamesyc98 October 7, 2016

bumping knees

To be playful. But also can mean you have interests in that girl/boy.

Omg Susie was bumping knees today with Kyle does she like him?

by Calhoun11 January 5, 2016

Arden Knee

A weird ass guy who annoys everyone he is around. His head is longer than a giraffe's neck. He has many nicknames, for example "vertical res", "Justin Beaver", and "barrel".

You're even more stretched than Arden Knee!

by thetingism8 November 2, 2020

knee-j

knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.

stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever

by thatruth34 January 1, 2008