jose and allison

Jose and Allison are the couple of a life time. They love each other forever and will never be apart. They always find a way to each other and are the best friends. If you know a Allison or Jose send this to them.

Jose and Allison number 1 couple

by TheKingValid September 26, 2021

jose ocanas

illegal Mexican who eats tacos and fucks yo bitch #414 HOOOOEEEEE NIGGAZ

i'm Jose ocanas to these hoes .

by RICH CHIGGA BITCHH October 23, 2017

jose rosario

He gets every girl so if he's in your class, im sorry but you're outta luck cuz all the girls are focusing on him and not you. He'll fall in love with a Kianna but cheat on her with a Tanya. And he'll get Alexis a Riley.

You see Jose Rosario? He's so hot.

by TheTrueDefinitionist October 11, 2019

Pull a Jose

When you have stuff to do, but you use a shitty excuse to bail out and pass your responsabilities to others.

- GUY: Dude, we have a lot of stuff to do
- JOSE: I had a shitty day. Gonna sleep. Bye
- GUY: DON'T YOU DARE PULL A JOSE ON ME, BITCH!
- GUY: Jose? Jose..??

- GUY: Fuck

by DubaiDude May 16, 2016

Maria Jose

is a sweet, tender, mysterious Latina girl, which you think you know but it is not like that, she always gets her way and has a trick under her sleeve, she is splendid and original, she does not let herself be guided by her personality, she tries leave trace with the physical and personal style, usually loves to paint, sing, or dance and is very good at it, has very good attributes, she clings very fast to a person coming to love in a very short time which many times this become a problem, always a good counselor and you can count on her no matter what.

Maria Jose, the new girl is very friendly and talented
I think Maria Jose can help me solve this problem

by thatcoolgirl51 February 26, 2018

Jose Castillo

A Nuyorican hood legend, Artist Street hustler and fashion icon with the fur coat known to make profit out of nothing, from Queensbridge projects and celebrated in Brooklyn.

Being defined

Aye ! You got to sport the Jose Castillo shades with that coogi b!

I’m about to Jose Castillo the whole game up & make this bread

I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell

I am Castillo baby, I’ll sell water to a well

by RudeBoyRanks January 13, 2020

sloppy jose

When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.

Man did you see Derek pull that sloppy jose? He had to be tired....it was amazing.

by Chase "Brownie" Brownfield November 6, 2008