Mom: Terrence, it's time for church!
Son: Lemme log off of my FAITH BOOK firtht.
Mom: FAITHBOOK?
Son: Excuth my lithp!
Son: Lemme log off of my FAITH BOOK firtht.
Mom: FAITHBOOK?
Son: Excuth my lithp!
by bigbadmama October 14, 2011

A beginning, a middle, and an end...
A shot of black label, followed by tequila, chased with full-bodied beer (like an IPA)...
Start your night off right with the story book.
A shot of black label, followed by tequila, chased with full-bodied beer (like an IPA)...
Start your night off right with the story book.
At 8:12pm on a Tuesday night, Tom called for a story book and the troops assembled in the kitchen. It's difficult to say if they were better off then when they started.
by mastamind93 October 8, 2013

when the odds at the bookies is in your favor and your likely to win. It can also be used in other contexts, such as "ahh strong books tonight" for a night out.
by Maddog10101 November 12, 2012

Marty really got screwed over that jaywalking charge when the judge threw the book at him and gave him a life sentence in the federal do-me-in-the-ass prison.
by Nick D August 26, 2004

a frequent practice of lying and cheating in any record bookkeeping, in order to substancially increase your own personnal profit and earnings. OR knowingly providing incorrect information in a companies financial statements. This is, needless to say, illegal.
by losrunner April 9, 2004

Person 1: OMG! Shes such a bitch, i can't believe she slept with my exboyfriend, what a slut!
Person 2: Let it out, put it in the burn book
Person 2: Let it out, put it in the burn book
by Jonathan Irvine July 31, 2008

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007
