Kaufman, Texas

A place where dreams and ambition go to die. Kids can't wait to "get out of this town and never come back", but end up getting knocked up by their high school sweetheart, continue to live here for the rest of their lives, and then their kids have the same high school teachers they had had.

Kaufman, Texas resident: "Let's get high and go to Denny's."

by Xc17 December 24, 2016

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Texas Nightmare

During the climax of a wet dream you awake while cumming. You wake up shooting hence texas nightmare

Joey is dreaming about hitting the ass and awakes during the climax of the dream "fuck i soiled my sheets, goddamn texas nightmare"

by Cheif Ace Rick May 13, 2012

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texas beltbuckle

when your nutsac is hanging out of the top of your pants.

hey, check out my texas beltbuckle!

by dizdood March 22, 2004

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Texas Winter

What citizens of lesser states (and those located farther North) know as a cold front.

**Weatherman on TV** .......and the forecast for the week of December 15-22 is mostly high 80's and low 90's and then we're seeing a lot of atmospheric movement coming in from the North, so dig out your parkas and snowmobiles because we're expecting the weather to be hitting low 50's by the end of the week. You don't want to be left out in the cold in a harsh Texas winter like this. Now for some more breaking news....................

by Linuibar November 21, 2009

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