Danish Tent Assembly

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.

We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

by FordLimbo March 14, 2011

Omar-the-tent-maker

The section in clothing stores for heavier set ladies.

I'm going to Omar-the-Tent-Maker for a mumu.

by snickerz78 July 18, 2006

Slam the Tent Flap

To do something successfully, but what you did has little or no impact.

Kenny: Dude, we totally beat our forecast for yesterday!

Neil: But you only beat it by about $1,000.

Kenny: Ya, I guess we really slammed the tent flap.

Neil: At least you beat forecast. Lately, I can't ever seem to slam the tent flap.

by luv951 February 19, 2009

Tent pegged

get absolutely wasted, hammered into the ground like a tent peg.

look at that bloke he is tent pegged

by william scotney March 31, 2010

as camp as a row of tents

someone who is so gay they are flamming!

he's as camp as a row of tents!

by Micky June 5, 2003

tent in your pants

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up

"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

tent trail

an ugly ass person with a nice body

mike and driu need a tent trail, because they were born without a personality

by nick wulf February 12, 2005