Techette

A female computer technician.

Guy 1: Did you see that techette that fixed my computer?
Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot.

"We need a techette over here.. this computer sucks.

by Tech Guy 37 September 24, 2011

techicapped

Some that is feeling technology handicapped or is feeling overwhelmed by technology

Katie is feeling techicapped by trying learn twitter

by jbiker10 July 1, 2011

Techadence

indulging oneself in the latest & greatest technologies out of personal indulgence; surrounding oneself with gizmos, particularly highly customized gear, often to the point of financial stress

Joe replaced his four month old iPhone 4 with a 4S, and will get the iPhone 5 as soon as it is out, driven not only by peer pressure, but her sheer techadence.

by lookingforcoolstuff November 2, 2011

Tech-Tourettes

Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun

A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.

My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.

Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.

by notyocheese February 5, 2013

tech-twat

An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.

Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

tech ignorant

Used to describe someone who has no idea about technology, including the internet.

Ex-Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott proved he was tech ignorant when he claimed Malcolm Turnbull invented the internet.

by darksyda October 29, 2015

tech-jacking

When someone hijacks your business meeting with more needless in-depth technical information than the audience can even begin to comprehend (or even need to know).

Thanks for tech-jacking my meeting today dude!!

by Pomama November 27, 2015