Dick tease

To tease someone ever so tantalizingly, like when you lead a girl on by flirting with her often and never do anything with her. Or it can be even more extreme, such as if you've eaten a girl out for over an hour now and she's ready for the dick, but right as you're 20% of the way in, you pull out and walk out of the room.

After downloading LoL (League of Legends) for over five hours now, it says to launch the game. But right after you click play if updates for three more hours. What a fucking dick tease

She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.

by Eat a bag of dicks October 7, 2012

Muff Teaser

Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.

So I thought I would try the muff teaser tonight on that ungrateful bitch Michelle.

by womanizer February 29, 2004

Tease-drop

When someone who is ease-dropping chimes in at a random time and makes a joke of another persons conversation. Almost never resulting in a lol.

I was talking with James when Andy Tease-dropped and shouted "your mother" when i was talking about Transformer 2.

by firelonako September 9, 2009

Treasel

(Noun) a name for many politicians who are both weasels and exhibit treasonous behaviors.

Did you see the President isn’t holding North Korea accountable to the agreement? Man, this guy’s a treasel.

by Dandy1 October 16, 2018

Poop Tease

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.

Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.

by poodlewhacker July 19, 2009

Vag tease

Anyone who is acting in a provocative or flirtatious manner towards a girl or implicitly promising sexual favours to a girl that are never delivered.

He was acting like he was going to take off his shirt for me but he only showed me his abs, what a vag tease...

by Hpodity March 26, 2010

Blog Tease

(noun)
One who provokes or disturbs their online audience through witty or sometimes crappy written content posted to their blog site on an infrequent basis; Unlike prick or cock (tease) most commonly associated with this term, this person frustrates its current and potential blog readers by posting infrequent short stories and further torments those readers through shameless self promotion on social media sites such as Facebook, Twitter and Google+ without returning for an undisclosed period of time. A blog tease can best be characterized through an uncanny ability to tell good stories both online and in person without notice of when they will return again.

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by Motherhoodintheraw September 29, 2011