talking to ones self 

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.

Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?

talking to ones self by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Talking to the Count 

The Mountain Peak of overtired. When someone is "Talking to the Count" coherent words cease to come out of there mouth. In the most extreme of cases, the effected being may start to talk to an imaginary figure. Many imaginary figures have been reported, the most common being The Count from sesame street. The reason why, is still unknown.

Amy: Hey Chris, why are you acting so strange?
Chris: One bat, Muh ha ha ha... man your funny...
Amy: Are you talking to the Count?
Chris: Two bat, Muh ha ha ha...
Amy: God, you are talking to the count.
Chris: Three bats?

Talking to the Count by Chris "The Fire Wizard" King December 18, 2008

taking his car for a walk 

Person driving in front of you extremely slow.

Hey son, look at this guy taking his car for a walk

taking his car for a walk by Bob in Dubai November 23, 2010

taking a girl to the dentist 

This is where a male puts on a condom that has a numbing effect to the penis and then makes the woman perform fellatio where the numbing effects are transferred to the woman's mouth and tongue.

Brennan: "Hey man, have you ever been caught taking a girl to the dentist?"

Elias: "Yea dude, your sister couldn't speak for an hour afterwards and your mom stopped sending me text messages."

taking a girl to the dentist by Mississippi Jones November 17, 2011

Talking bush 

A slang coined as a response to the twitter topic of "Gaga The Talking Bush." This slang refers to a vulva/vaginal lips. It has pubic hair that is either trimmed or not so trimmed. It just has to have pubic hair.

"please let me see your talking bush."
"ew no get away from me"

Talking bush by Vkleptomaniac July 13, 2012

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

An alternative to taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

I was taking the browns to the Superbowl when two got out before reaching the stadium.

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl by Ivan_Wakinov April 22, 2018

Talking to text 

When a guy/girl is on your line and you have no clue what they’re talking about or they say something so off the wall they confuse you.

Guy:You said you were coming over tonight.

Girl: What? Are you talking to text?

Talking to text by Peach pleasure March 19, 2019