Tactical Booty

An ass so bootylicious it can still be seen through Army Combat Uniform (or other similarly baggy/unflattering garments)

It doesn't matter that it's ACU Wednesay--I can still tell she has that tactical booty

by Codename:Duchess November 06, 2014

tactical chunks

to make oneself sick in an attempt to ward off genuine and/or further sickness. usually relating to a bad hangover but equally applicable to any nauseating situation.

my hangover started to kick in about noon, i went for tactical chunks and felt alot better.

by arturo swift May 13, 2011

Tactical Cropping

Knocking out a crafty shit down the old trouser leg.

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020

tactical wipe

Something that is absolutely necessary in a heatwave, for the old gooch.

Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.

by Relatablegirth June 09, 2023

The QE tactic

Really simple to be honest. When you are playing rainbow six siege you often press Q and E like a nudist trying to find his mother. The moment you press the shooting button you are dead. After the 0.3 second period of you not knowing what the fuck just happened you are going to rage so badly you are going to attempt to blow a bomb in Uzbekistan.

Guy 1:So did you do the QE tactic?
Guy 2: Yes!
Guy 1: How was the trip to Uzbekistan?
Guy 2: Groundbreaking

by Mindrihil August 12, 2019

Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse

Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.

by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021

Tactical hotels

Tactical hotels is a barf gang base with armies and stuff its a army its legit puke dog water barf vomit i looked at it and had severe vomiting and nausea and its so bad purely made

hey i just had a tactical hotels (barf/vomit/puke)

by Voidrip April 03, 2021