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Tactical Banana

An unofficial term used by military personal when they want soldiers to gather around and a half circle like form to give instruction.
Alright men, tactical banana here for instructions.
by TheGingerPhill September 8, 2019
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Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.
Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.
by Wiskco March 19, 2020
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Tactical Cropping

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.
by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020
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tactical forehead

A person who has a forehead with the ability to drop nukes
Me: That person has a tactical forehead!
Other person: damn right he does.
by justsomeadmirer April 25, 2017
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tactically retarded

People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
by Acronymus February 26, 2017
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tactical uwu

A tactical uwu is a furry's last resort method of defense. If cornered, a furry may make an incredibly high pitched squeaky uwu. This usually enough to discombobulated a foe and provide a chance to get out of that situation.
Person 1: Hehe a furry! Let's beat him up
Person 2 (furry): uses tactical uwu
Person 1: AH WHAT THE HIGGITY HECK MAN (spazes out)
by Anime Patrol June 25, 2021
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tactical munt

Georgie made the mistake of going hard early and had to take a tactical munt as it was only 8pm and the party was just starting to warm up.
by iamnotanumber10 July 8, 2021
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