Tactical Booty

An ass so bootylicious it can still be seen through Army Combat Uniform (or other similarly baggy/unflattering garments)

It doesn't matter that it's ACU Wednesay--I can still tell she has that tactical booty

by Codename:Duchess November 5, 2014

Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.

Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.

by Wiskco March 19, 2020

Tactical trade

Similar to a normal trade, except nothing is given in return, basically stealing

I got this new Xbox game from a tactical trade at my local Gamestop.

by SigurJ January 31, 2009

tactical forehead

A person who has a forehead with the ability to drop nukes

Me: That person has a tactical forehead!
Other person: damn right he does.

by justsomeadmirer April 25, 2017

tactical wipe

Something that is absolutely necessary in a heatwave, for the old gooch.

Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.

by Relatablegirth June 9, 2023

Tactical Nut

Noun.

When a man masturbates before a date to last longer during sex.

An hour before Joey's date he performed a tactical nut in hopes of lasting longer in bed.

by Bleached balls October 14, 2022

tactically retarded

People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)

*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!

by Acronymus February 26, 2017