Gopher Tugging

The act of pulling on one’s penis to break The Suspensory Ligament and permanently increasing the length of the penis.

Girl 1: “where did Owen go?”
Girl 2: “I think he went gopher tugging for us.”

by MoCeramic October 12, 2023

circa tug

Circa Tug - A hand job from a prostitute who is well past her prime and has very rough hands.

Circa tug: "She was a hot hooker circa 1968"

by Melissasassa July 6, 2015

soggy tug

when your dick has been in bath water for a long time and your girl comes over and gives you a blowjob

Man i just got out of the shower and got a soggy tug

by TuggyWuggy69 September 14, 2017

Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.

Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!

by NeONscENe September 5, 2018

tug-copter

the two helio-propellers linked on either side of a modern zeppelin (air ship) performing the function of propelling the zeppelin in the desired direction.

"Yes, mommy, I see!," the little boy squealed with glee. "The tug-copters are to zeppelins like the tug-boats are to barges!"

by mrsbenfolds December 16, 2008

liner and tug

The phenomenon where at a party, the most attractive bird is invariably accompanied by her equally hideous mate.

Blimey! She's a beauty but oh my days, what the hell is that monstrosity?

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

Amish tug

to masturbate without the aid of any pornography; no electronic devices/magazines which are not part of Amish culture

The power went out and my phone was dead so I had to Amish tug.

I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.

by Mattj March 2, 2015