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Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.
Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!
by NeONscENe September 5, 2018
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tug-copter

the two helio-propellers linked on either side of a modern zeppelin (air ship) performing the function of propelling the zeppelin in the desired direction.
"Yes, mommy, I see!," the little boy squealed with glee. "The tug-copters are to zeppelins like the tug-boats are to barges!"
by mrsbenfolds December 16, 2008
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soggy tug

when your dick has been in bath water for a long time and your girl comes over and gives you a blowjob
Man i just got out of the shower and got a soggy tug
by TuggyWuggy69 September 14, 2017
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tug of pain

When your pubes stick to your shaft while you're doing something, you become constantly hurt with the pain of your hairs feeling like they're plucked. It's not a good sensation (especially in public) since you need to adjust the hair so that it doesn't stick. This is usually a problem for men who don't shave or trim their pubes. I'm sure men out there know what I'm talking about.
Sherlock: I experienced the tug of pain on the way here.
Watson: Oh jeez, that's sounds... painful.
by steefano December 19, 2020
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Furd Tug

A person who excesivly tugs on turds.

This word is derived from the name "Turd Furgeson", and is commonly used as an insult
Why you bein a furd tug?
by Furd Turgeson May 9, 2011
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Tug under

When the man lies on his stomach because he is worried a Vietnam vet will shoot while you're tugging too hard. Then you skip a a flat hand under and grab, pulling back to the ass and tug under like hell. No Vietnam vet created. Just awesomeness.
I flipped over because I didn't want the rough Vietnam vet rub and she gave me the tug under
by Eriktherōt July 10, 2021
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movie tug

The act of getting a handjob while watching a movie.
Amber gave that manager a movie tug during titanic.
by Abombicus June 1, 2014
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