Tom

A fucking cunt.

That Tom guy is an absolute fucking cunt

by Kill_The_Furry November 23, 2018

Tom

A great caring boyfriend. But beware if you start to date him you will lose your virginity in the first 6 months. He has a tendency to hide his condoms under his bed letting the cat lick them.

Did Tom leave another condom under the bed!

by Ur grans pubes July 12, 2018

tom tom

tomorrow - useful for when you are emailing or texting to avoid having to write out the whole word

text: wot r u up 2 tom tom?, email: I'll see you 8pm tom tom at the Salon Bar.

by AngelaTomTom February 03, 2006

Tom Tom

The ultimate fighter pilot. Known worldwide as the coolest, best looking manipulator of aircraft controls. Admired and feared by all.

Man, that guys's a fucking stud... he's such a Tom Tom.

by kycreeker May 04, 2010

toms

n. shortened version of the word "tomorrow."

usually used in chatting or IM-ing, when people don't want to type out "tomorrow."

"hey, can we meet for coffee toms?"
"yea i'm seeing jeff toms, i'm super excited for our date."

by concavity January 12, 2010

Tom

An ugly bastard. That always smells like shit. Is a selfish prick than ruins people's life. You should avoid anyone with this name. Just the sight of this person will ruin your whole day. A donkeys ass is better looking than this thing. You can't even call him a man because he is such a big pussy. Hated by many loved by none. Usally old fat and bald.

Person one: God I hate this pig I work with

Person two: Of course you do it's because he is a Tom

by Fuck_foever17 February 22, 2014

Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer]

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.

steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha

by pi3r8 September 09, 2008