Tool

Someone who isnt liked and has no friends and trys to spit game and trys to be cool

Rocco is a tool

by formeldahyde August 8, 2009

Tooley O' Douche

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.

Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"

by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009

Tool Bag

One who tries to be a hard ass, but everyone else thinks is an idiot because of what he does.

"a guy that parks his not that sweet of a car on the towns main street car wash and hand washes or shammies it with his shirt off, bumping his stereo system."

"Hey look at that guy washing his car with his shirt off, haha what a tool bag."

by Brandon T September 7, 2006

tool warehouse

The god of all tools.

Wow, when Jon Burgess calls himself lil jon and does the morning announcements, it is only proof of him being a tool warehouse/

by Smiddy7705 May 15, 2006

Tooler

Where guys with popped collars and aviator sunglasses store their drinks. Often found at Frat parties.

"Dude, that guy is such a douche-bag!"
"I know, but he's got a well stocked tooler..."

by PoliSci88 April 2, 2009

Tool

A total douche-bag. Someone who lacks the brains to know that people use them. Guys who sit and fix their hair and tan.

That douche Justin Sartor is a total tool.

by The Ex :) March 23, 2010

Tool

someone who is so self obsorbed and cant come to the realization that they are completely in the wrong. This persons actions are so rediculous that you cant even believe the things they do.

in other words this person pulls many dick move , and thinks that everyone likes them when really not many people do.

Sean Avery is such a tool
(see youtube videos of him and his outrageous acts)

by hockey5 June 7, 2010