Defined as the amount of shit-tonnage any person can carry at once before they kill themselves. Also used to describe the carrying capacity of U.S. Naval ships.
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'I have a shit-ton of shit to do today.'
'That girls got a shit-ton of ass!'
'Now, that's a shit-ton.'
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'Now, that's a shit-ton.'
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