tokyo x

A type of pork that combines three different species all crossbread into one. It's meant to be really super stellar.

Damn that Iron Chef where they used Tokyo X looked soo good, I'm hungry.

by ShoesRBad April 6, 2003

Tokyo Drift

A sex act when the man runs and slides, or "drifts" if you will, penis first into the woman

Man 1 "How was your evening?"
Man 2 "I Tokyo drifted your mom last night"
Man 1 "Ew gross I hate that movie"

by The Haymmer July 24, 2018

Tokyo Sandblaster

Your on the beach shes roaring and rolling like godzilla from Tokyo, you dip your dick in sand and then dip it in her, and then blast her face with sand.

Scott: "Dude I cant believe you pulled off a Tokyo Sandblaster."
Alex: "It was tight."

Renee: "Ryan, please dip your dick in the sand and fuck me."
Ryan: "Ok cwat. take my tokyo sand blaster!"

Blake: "Her eyes were looking Japenese after I Tokyo Sanblasted her"

by SmacmastR November 12, 2010

Tokyo Drifter

A homeless man who has had his anus stretched, and possibly ruptured, by Vin Diesel's shaved SKULL

On the set of the Punisher II:
Director - "Has anyone seen Tom Jane in a couple days?"
Unctuous movie extra - "I heard Vin Diesel pulled a Tokyo Drifter on his tight ass!"

by Pelvis Cockstello April 22, 2010

tokyo eggnog

a loose stool with no lumps that is a light tan color and has a strong, offensive odor.

by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003

Tokyo Sandblaster

In this sexually explicit act, the guilty party takes excessive amounts of anti-constipation medicine prior to being anally penetrated which consequently induces the projection of liquid excrement all over the genital area of the sodomite when penetration occurs.

Can you believe that guy responsible for censoring allowed Conan O'Brien to talk about the Tokyo Sandblaster on TV tonight?

by holyshiite November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Its a three step process

1) First, you must be having sex with your partner on the beach.

2) Second, You must blow your load on (his/her) face

3) finally, Grab a handful of sand it throw it in your partner's face so that it sticks

I want to go down to the Jersey Shore and give my friend Drew Wasserbach a "Tokyo Sandblaster"

by Numbahhh 1 November 12, 2010