When a girl with large breasts, preferably with erect nipples, grabs each breast and shakes and points them in the direction of her target, while making machine gun noises, to simulate automatic weapons.
My guy was not into sex last night. Until I busted out the machine gun titties and he was more then agreeable.
by plow girl May 24, 2014
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Dude: ""Yeah, imma smoke this shit and fall on some titties."
Dude: ""Yeah, imma smoke this shit and fall on some titties."
by blackdudeatconveniencestore69 March 22, 2015
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by Nicolle November 30, 2004
Get the man tittys!!!!!! mug.Very similar to 'pancake titties.'Bad saggy tits that hang like wrinkly flaps of skin. Girls with orangutang titties are nasty, their tits aren't perky or nothin.
Oh! Dude those orangtutang titties are nasty! Find a different site, this ones festy.
I met a really hot chick, great ass, she even had a nice smooth shaved pussy!...But she had the worst orangutang titties ever!
I met a really hot chick, great ass, she even had a nice smooth shaved pussy!...But she had the worst orangutang titties ever!
by Ashton/Jesus November 6, 2006
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Get the sweet bird titties mug.Also referred to as FMT, is a song written by local band Tonic Rapture, FMT has also been used as an exclamation.
1. Singing, Fuck my titties do da do!
2. An exclamation, OUCH MY TOE!! FUCK MY TITTIES!
1. Singing, Fuck my titties do da do!
2. An exclamation, OUCH MY TOE!! FUCK MY TITTIES!
1. Andrew- Hm you should try and climb that wall!
Hannah- Noo! im gonna hurt myself... ok fine!!
Andrew- Omg ur gonna fall off!
Hannah- FUCK MY TITTIES I FELL!!!!!!
KiKi- I knew you were gonna fall....
2. Fuck my titties! do da do! (pronounced fuck my tittes doot da doo)
Hannah- Noo! im gonna hurt myself... ok fine!!
Andrew- Omg ur gonna fall off!
Hannah- FUCK MY TITTIES I FELL!!!!!!
KiKi- I knew you were gonna fall....
2. Fuck my titties! do da do! (pronounced fuck my tittes doot da doo)
by Bepsrockk July 7, 2011
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A great song by Frank Zappa which describes a man's encounter with the devil. The man has one thing on his mind (ok, two things) but his girl and his beer disappears. He finds the devil, who has titty skin under his fingernails, and makes him barf back up the titties and beer. Unfortunately, the woman is in a bad mood when she comes out, and flips off the man and the devil. Then the devil farts and knocks the girl over a cliff - beer, downers and all.
A great song by Frank Zappa which describes a man's encounter with the devil. The man has one thing on his mind (ok, two things) but his girl and his beer disappears. He finds the devil, who has titty skin under his fingernails, and makes him barf back up the titties and beer. Unfortunately, the woman is in a bad mood when she comes out, and flips off the man and the devil. Then the devil farts and knocks the girl over a cliff - beer, downers and all.
by Mean Beer February 9, 2007
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