Tide

Beautiful person always helps frienda but dont mess with them because they will make earth hell for you

Dang tide you surprise me every time

by Kckisontheway November 6, 2018

Tide pod

People actually eat them. People ACTUALLY eat them. This generation is sick and take memes way too far.

“Hey jimmy you want to go to a party and eat tide pods?”

by Get a # life August 11, 2019

Crimson Ass-Tide

When a female puts her mentrual blood into a turkey baster & then inserts it into her partners anus.

Brian really loves the Crimson Ass-Tide.

by Bob_Dole68 August 28, 2018

Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also, "bit torrent"

So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"

My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"

by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

High Tide

The period of time where your place is tidy enough to make a good impression on house guests.

Guests will be sailing through the door any moment so we need to bring the house up to high tide. It’ll ebb back down to its natural state of chaos in low tide as soon as they’re gone, which is fine, but I can’t even swing a cat in here right now.

by Ohcomeonman May 6, 2019

Crimson Tide

A menstrual flow.

Sue is pretty bitchy today, she must be riding the crimson tide.

by Stooge-a-phile November 30, 2017

eat your tide pods

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae

when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods”

by unculturedkae January 12, 2018