church wood

An untimely and spontaneous erection of the male penis that occurs in a church, usually while sitting in the pew listening to a boring Protestant Christian sermon.
"I popped church wood this morning and had to cover my dick with the Bible when we stood up for prayer."
by kgacho November 05, 2009
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infinite wood

A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.
I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 09, 2017
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hit the wood

I’m high asf I don’t even know why I hit the wood
by Hit the Woodman February 08, 2022
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Losing Wood

loosing your sexual arousal (totally independent of gender), because f.e. the object of desire talk to much or is doing something, that is killing your vibe.
Stella: *starts kissing Ted*
Ted: *not kissing her* "George Lucas based the film's structure on Akira Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress. He also owes a debt to Campbell's work with comparative mythology."
Stella: "Yeah, Ted, I'm losing wood over here. What's going on?"
by z4kk February 02, 2017
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Foreign Wood

When a guy wants sex with his significant other but was initially turned on by someone or something else.
Get away from me with that foreign wood. Hope you had fun at the strip club.
by Wickym August 10, 2010
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Wood North

Hey Jim check out that girl she is Wood North!
by Drill Sergeant Raptor May 26, 2009
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Wooded up

Excited, super pumped, erect, aroused.

Can be used in a sexual context, or just in general as a way of saying you are excited and enthusiastic about something
"I am fully wooded up for this party tonight"
"I am not that wooded up for this workout today"
"Who here would be wooded up to work on this project?"
by ElTigre January 04, 2015
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