by Alex January 27, 2003

1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch
2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual
2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual
Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.
by AnusMeister May 13, 2013

To first pour baby oil all over your fingers and then proceeding to slap the males junk with full force using both hands.
by Dr.boodygrabber69 August 9, 2010

Mark saw the drunken girl passed out on the couch and said "I'm a gonna hit her with a silent slapper!!!"
by sicko069 May 7, 2009

by Trisha Takanawa slaps pancakes February 18, 2010

by Bartholomew 👽 November 24, 2021

John: "oh my god, who's that?!"
Ryan: "that's Tina... She's a mad slapper."
John: "yeah I can hear her from here!"
Ryan: "that's Tina... She's a mad slapper."
John: "yeah I can hear her from here!"
by tashtashtash February 22, 2009
