Rectal Randy

the act of being horny for anal sex

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!

by Greg S. September 24, 2004

Randi up

Spicing up a beverage, adding additional flavour

Did you randi up your cranberry juice?

Otherwise known as "spiking"

by Cara Dop May 22, 2008

Squealing Randy

Squealing Randy

When you assume the prone bone position and rest your fatass gut (like Randy from Trailer Park Boys)on her lower back, therefore immobilizing the girl while you furiously squeal into her ear like a castrated pig until completion.

"My girl wanted to ride on top, but I gave that bitch a Squealing Randy instead."

by Taintmaster223 September 20, 2017

The Ol' Randy

Where you tie a man to a tree and fill every one of his orifices with hotdogs.

That new kids a loser, lets give him The Ol' Randy

by UAatDb July 9, 2016

Randy Palmer

Great drink made from mixing Mountain Dew and unsweetened Iced Tea

That Randy Palmer really hit the spot. I just love the bubbles.

by barclacc October 19, 2016

Raunchy Randy

Similar to the concept of a wet willie but instead of shoving your wet finger into the unsuspecting victim’s ear, you shove it into their anus.

Chad: Bro I can’t believe my dad gave me a raunchy randy when I bent over in front of him the other day!
Brad: Dude that sucks! I would’ve never expected that coming!

by mustysausage May 29, 2018

Rusty Randy

When one scrapes the rust built beneath their car and sprinkles it on the deceased corpse of there lover after masturbating on the roof

Rusty: hey how’s it goin you punk ass lil bitch.

Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow

by sangeun January 16, 2021