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Short people

These people are the ones considered vertically challenged. They have many uses. They can be advantageous in certain sports, and can also be used as armrests.

Short people are normally under 5'5, it can vary due to regional height averages. These people are not to be confused with midgets, as they are much much shorter.
Wow, there are so many short people around me! Do you think they'll mind it if i use them as an armrest?
by Adroit957 June 1, 2011
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national slap a short person day

go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face
friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”
by dumb dumb October 26, 2019
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Throw Short People Thursday

A day once a week where everyone celebrates not being a short person! Take anyone whose shorter than you, and throw 'em, tackle 'em, anything, as long as it hurts!
"Hey, why are you pushing me?"
"It's Throw Short People Thursday!"
by FckShrtPpl October 23, 2022
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katie is short

Katie is shorter than kyle because Katie is short and Katie is short
Kyle is taller than Katie cause Katie is short and kyle is tall
Katie is 5’1 and Kyle is 5’3 or 5’4 so Katie is shorter than kyle.
by KATIE IS SO SHORT October 20, 2019
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Short Arm

A person who arms do not reach far enough down to get to the money in the bottom of their pockets. This prevents them from paying for a round of drinks.
George is a short arm he avoids paying for anything.
by ChemoCroc June 7, 2009
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Fucking Short Version

A version of a movie loaded with several F-bombs that is chopped down from 2 hours to 3 minutes and each scene just shows the person or people saying "fuck", "fucking", "fucked", "fucker", etc.
Scarface: the Fucking Short Version.
Casino: The Fucking Short Version.
by AusM October 24, 2008
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National appreciate your Short friend day

Appreciate your short friends they are a very rare species.
Friend:I am so glad I have a short friend
Short friend:??? Why are you saying this
Friend:Because it’s National appreciate your short friend day!
by Globgolab January 15, 2021
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