Jim: Did you hear Ryan made a bunch on crypto and bought himself a Rolex?
Bob: I would never waste my money on a swiss shitter. Everyone knows Seiko is the pinnacle of horology.
Jim: Don't be mad that your wife cheated on you and all you got was an Invicta.
Bob: I would never waste my money on a swiss shitter. Everyone knows Seiko is the pinnacle of horology.
Jim: Don't be mad that your wife cheated on you and all you got was an Invicta.
by BillyBoyBob11111111 August 10, 2021
A phrase used to describe something as high quality and useful. It can also be used in exchange with the word best.
by Quzu June 25, 2011
A red multi-purpose knife. There are many models, almost all of which contain one blade, a pair of scissors, and a can opener.
by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 08, 2006
verb - While having sex every 20 seconds you switch to a different hole. You do this repeatedly and in any hole you like.
Guy 1:
Hey man last night was crazy. Fucked her in the pussy, then ass, got some head, went for a titty fuck, in the ass again, and the back for some old school pussy.
Guy 2:
Holy shit man. You swiss cheese fucked her.
Hey man last night was crazy. Fucked her in the pussy, then ass, got some head, went for a titty fuck, in the ass again, and the back for some old school pussy.
Guy 2:
Holy shit man. You swiss cheese fucked her.
by Gonz!!! May 05, 2009
by Kimjongillest April 07, 2016
The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.
Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!
Andy: Why?
Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.
Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?
Andy: Why?
Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.
Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?
by hatrick5 June 05, 2010
A term first brought to life by Dashboard Confessional in their album "Swiss Army Romance." Combining the words swiss and army, this term refers to a relationship in which one struggles to be themselves and find their true identity. The other person in the relationship provides the "swiss army," a peaceful force fighting for the greater good of the relationship, and most of all, trying to help the other person find themselves.
You are lucky if you find yourself in a swiss army romance; someone cares enough about you to help you out.
by Erika Pahkah August 07, 2004