Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.

by Malicho August 22, 2012

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swiftie

a person who is obsessed with taylor swift. they buy her albums one second after they come out. they love cats, sparkly things, and things that smell like winter. if you mess with taylor your basically asking for death.

look at her taylor swift shirt! she’s such a swiftie.

by gracie xoxo August 3, 2021

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Taylor Swiftboat

To write a song about an ex-boyfriend with obvious references to his identity and wrongdoing.

"Maddie totally Taylor Swiftboated Danny at the talent show."

"How do you know it was Danny?"

"The song was called 'Homeroom Skank Behind the Bleachers on my Birthday.'"

"That title is awfully specific. "

by SaucyMcMuffin September 26, 2014

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switch blade

A foldable knife where the blade is deployed using a button or lever on the handle.

In "12 Angry Men", the 18 year old boy killed his father with a switch blade.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

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Taylor Swifted

To receive a boost in ratings, sales or moral standing as a result of someone publicly being a cock to you.

Person A: Did you see Conan ripping on Zucker last night?

Person B: Yeah—hilarious! And I never even watched his show before this week.

Person A: Ha— turns out Leno being a diva totally backfired, and now Conan's been Taylor Swifted.

by FMTPO January 16, 2010

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Swiftie

The name given to fans of the country/pop singer/songwriter named Taylor Swift. They are the most amazing fans to her, supporting her through everything she does, and voting for her for award shows like the Teen Choice Awards. Most Swifties will stay Swifties forever. Well, at least I think they should. Taylor is lucky to have the best fans in the world.

See that girl over there in the Taylor Swift jumper? I bet she is a Swiftie. Anyway, she is lining up to buy Taylor's new fragrance "Wonderstruck". And I can see she is also buying the "Speak Now" album.

by ForeverSwiftie13 July 23, 2012

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