Skunking

The action of urinating into another humans anus while they clench it closed to hold the urine in. The party holding the urine then proceeds to crawl on all fours releasing the urine in squirting streams at any nearby person or persons , particularly aiming directly for the leg, back, or head.

1. Kathleen and James are going going skunking at the white house this evening.
2. James Is skunking Sarah!!!

by Ibuddy66 April 10, 2015

Streaking

Surfing on the internet with no firewall/virus protection

This N00b was streaking and we totally raped his box

by Wonko_The_Sane March 25, 2005

Beef Stroking Cock Fungus

A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.

Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???

Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!

by Pinkfuzzzybunny August 16, 2006

striking out

Constantly striking out with woman.

Bill: Man I cant get laid , I keep striking out at the bar
Bob: maybe next time bro

by A typical guy in this universe November 2, 2013

shrinking penis

shrinkage of ones member until it shrivels up to nothing

Chris has a shrinking penis from all the raunchy sex he had.

by the lovely neighbor September 19, 2004

Trunking

When a male elephant uses his trunk to masturbate

Aww dude that elephant is totally trunking

by MikeRowe304 May 18, 2010

Spunking

The act of caressing the ass of an unsuspecting victim.

Most often witnessed in subways. An acceptable but lesser used version can be used to describe rubbing ones own ass in a public place thereby making others feel uncomfortable.

(eg Spunking used to be my favorite hobby until I found out that all the times I've been maced can cause blindess)

by Mike Teri December 2, 2007