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The Stephen Kelly

Pulling a Stephen Kelly is not easy. Whether it be trapping that impressive fart you've been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as Stephen himself to pull it off. You just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.
Stephen: *fart*
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!

Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.
by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018
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stephan bonnar

Stephan Bonnar is a Fighter at the 205 weight in the UFC. his name is commonly used refering to having a bonner.
"wow that girl over there is totally giving me a Stephan Bonnar!!"
by JustinotherPeterson November 20, 2009
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Red Headed Stepchild

A term that originated out of the common mistreatment and social ostracism of redheaded individuals (gingers). A redheaded individual born into(legitamately or not), or adopted into a family of non-redheads was typically subject to physical and emotional abuse, and usually short handed when it came to financial matters in the family, such as the estate or any savings the family had acquired. Today, the term can be applied to an individual or group of individuals who are outcasts, or are typically dealt the worst hand in society.
I oughta beat you like a red headed stepchild.
by AppleFlapper April 17, 2009
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Stephen

The guy that often gets passed by because no one gets to know him. He is funny, smart, witty, sincere, sweet, nice and HOT. He is an amazing guy. His only flaw is that he doesn't tell the girl he likes that he likes her.
Girl: Why would you like Stephen?
Girl2: because, hes amazing
Girl: whatever...
<girl walks away>
Girl2: i love you stephen
by KristaGurlie February 21, 2010
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Dirty Stephen

A Dirty Stephen is when after performing coitus on a woman, he comes up with her juices in his beard and wrings it into her mouth.
Ugh, I got the best head last night, and even let him give me a Dirty Stephen.
by Abracudunk June 9, 2020
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sephiroth

Sephirot, Sephiroth, or Sefiroth , singular: Sephirah, also Sephirah "enumeration" in Hebrew).

Sephiroth (or "enumerations"), in the Kabbalah of Judaism, are the ten attributes that God (who is referred to as Aur Ain Soph, "limitless light") created through which he can project himself to the universe and man. These emanations manifest not only in the physical part of the universe, but also in the metaphysical one. Kabbalah distinguishes between four different "worlds" or "planes":

Atziluth , or "World of Emanations", on this level the light of the Ain Sof radiates and is still united with its source.
Beri'ah or "World of Creation", on this level the first concept of creation ex nihilo however without any shape or form. This is also where the Highest Ranking Angels are to be found.
Yetzirah or "World of Formation" on this level the created being assumes shape and form.
Asiyah'or "World of Actions", on this level the creation is complete, however it is still in a spiritual level. At a later stage there is the 'physical Asiyah' comprising our physical world with all its creatures.
Each of these worlds are progressively grosser and further removed from any revealed Godliness, however the ten Sephiroth manifest in all of them.

there are 11 virues of go crown, wisdom, Intelligence, Love or Mercy, Power or Judgement, Compassion, Lasting Endurance, Majesty, Basis or Foundation, Kingdom. then there is the one left out and that is death. death is never added cuz its the abyss of god/ absence.
Tree of life.
the tree of life is seen diffrently by both jewish and the occultist. some people dont know what a sephiroth is and always relate it to final fantsy.
by ko-ji October 17, 2006
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stephen

"stephen" is a man with a bigger dick than a connor.
conner stephen
by me or it might be you April 12, 2010
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