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Wet Steiner

n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.
My Wet Steiner made my girlfriends hair smell of Mickeys.
by Caligula May 13, 2005
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Hand Steamer

Receiving a handjob on a cold Alaskan morning while driving a vehicle, which results in the creation of steam, visible to other drivers
"Dude I totally saw your mom giving your dad a hand steamer last weekend!"
by AK Dave October 18, 2008
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Swiss Steamer

The Swiss Steamer is specialty drink named after its primary ingredient and its thermal characteristics: Ingredients:
1 packet Swiss Miss hot cocoa
8 oz boiling water
1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
2 crushed vicodin
"After a long day on the slopes, I could really use a stiff swiss steamer."

"Caution: do no consume this Swiss Steamer while located in a sauna or spa"

"This swiss steamer really mellowed me out..."
by yummy yumyums December 10, 2009
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Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

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While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.
by thebrownbomber January 2, 2010
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natchez steamer

A Natchez Steamer is when someone stands on the walls of a stall in a public bathroom allowing their poop to travel roughly 6-7 feet before splashing down in the landing zone (toilet)
Did you see graham drop that Natchez steamer, it was cool but his poop was the size of a small raisin.
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clean steamer

The act between two partners farting simultaneously into each other’s butthole, while both their anus’ are pressed against one another.
“My girlfriend clean steamered me so hard last night while we were scissoring. “
by Datnugatoofpik January 31, 2021
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sloppy schoeb steamer cream

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.
If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.
by badhatter88 October 11, 2011
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