stalandra

A beauty, A gift, A talent and smart minded person who can make the world better they can, Help anyone going through anything or having trouble finding themselves, Someone who is willing to help others and make them happy.

my name is stalandra

by AmirahMorgan November 20, 2023

Skalanctharapist

A person who studies the art of skank hood

Judy called me a "hoe"...I don't know what that means.
Go ask the skalanctharapist!

by Bob November 8, 2003

Shalanie

To like some one as a close friend

I shalanie my friends.

by Stephanie Marie Alayna Michelle January 13, 2004

Stalacterd

the terd formation that develops as a result of a prolonged bowel movement that goes unaddressed

After napping on the crapper, a stalacterd had protruded from his rectum.

by Oden's D March 27, 2010

Stalagtight

A female subset of sensible women who are absolutely lovely. Their only problem from a male standpoint is the amount of time they spend getting ready for sexual intercourse. This phrase is commonly used by young and desperate self pleasuring teens.

- Y'alirght ben? I heard you and Jenny were getting things started last night! Tell me about it.

-Not so good man, she's a bit stalagtight.

by aobtree May 19, 2010

Shalani Soledad

Valenzuela councilor and host of Willing-Willie, noted for her very feminine stance and voice not louder than 80 decibels

Willie: Ms. Shalani Soledad!
*music: Isn't she lovely..."
SS: Magaandang po mga kapamilya....

by It's.L.Lawliet December 9, 2010

saland

1. The miss-pronunciation of "salad"

2. The mix of 4 or more people 69ing at a time.

Person A gives a blow job to person B, who is eating out person C who is giving person D a blowjob, who is eating out person A.

It can be between all guys, all girls, or any mix each

Friend: What did you do last night?
Me: had some saland
Friend: you mean salad?
Me: no saland with 3 chicks, it was the best ;)

by alyssabela June 23, 2011