beard Squad

A sqaudron of elite of men who possess the means to grow abnormal beards of great lengths. Most men are flabbergaseted by the length and girth to these mens beards. They also possess the means to party for massive amounts of time, and can usually be heard throughout yelling "Beard Squad"

We just drank that whole bucket of juice, BEARD SQUAD!

Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!

by thebah87 February 24, 2011

Schmuck Squad

A group of athletes that enter a soccer game with 10 or less minutes remaining. This only occurs when their team is up by at least 3 goals.

"Come on guys! Score some goals so we can get the Schmuck Squad in!"

by Downingtown West January 2, 2009

the sussy squad

a group of people who want to suck someone’s toes

did you see the sussy squad? yeah they were sucking that persons toes again:(

by sussy gargamel July 20, 2021

ball squad

To be a member of TBS (The Ball Squad), you must possess these swagalicious qualities:
-Your hair is never allowed to move, under any circumstances
-Must have bare puck or LAX skillz
-You must be from the beaches
-You must sit at the back of any given bus, even if there already losers (people not in TBS) sitting there
-You must yell "ball squad" every other minute
-You must never snake the squad, unless they're Craig
-You must listen to Drake songs and 80s and 90s rock music

To be a part of TBS, your daily outfit must consist of:
-adidas flipflops (socks are optional, but if so, they must be mid-calf nike's or above)
-Lowride in basketball shorts, while wearing pajamas underneath
-No tank tops, only wife beaters and extremely unaffordable sports jerseys, or your LAX/puck teams' jerseys/windbreakers
-Baseball hats (preferably ones that include the word "gongshow") in order to preserve the flow
*****DO NOT FORGET*****
-Only ever wear a jock strap when out in public to give yourself that self-esteem boost you oh-so-desperately need

If you follow these steps, TBS will be happy to have you, fham.

ball squad is life.

by ballsquad July 31, 2015

Potato Squad

A team of friends with issues/problems that solve it with video games and lots of bepis.

I was gonna go to the party tonight but I'm gonna be playing Rainbow Six Siege with Potato Squad.

by SgtPainkillers July 30, 2018

Gym Squad

A group of people that go to gym together to workout all the time.

That guy is part of gym squad

Person 1:"That guy looks like he works out!"
Person 2:"Yeah, he is probably part of gym squad!"

by Gingerman98 February 9, 2015

Virgin Squad

A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.

Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a freckle fetish.

by Weallfun September 20, 2019