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spunkmeister

A man who claims to spread his seed far and wide without regard to the intended recipient.
He said that he had slept with some many women, but could not remember a single one of them - I knew that I was in the presence of a true spunkmeister.
by symonsez March 28, 2003
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spunjah

One who is amazing at body boarding, charging every wave he/she see's. occasionally goes over the falls. cuts off all surfers he/she see's.
oh, brah, you see that spunjah, he stay shreading da waves.
by spunjah February 15, 2010
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growth spurt

When a 14 year old kid who looks like a 4"3 overnight is like 6"5
Little Bro: Um, dude- since when have you been this small?
Big Bro: HOLY S*IT YOU HAD A GROWTH SPURT
by Master Smarties November 9, 2014
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dino spumoni

Dino Spumoni is a fictional character on the cartoon series Hey Arnold. Spumoni is hit a singer in the show, based on real world singer Dean Martin
dino spumoni's lyrics include
"you broke my heart in peices on the floor
now its time to break some things of yours.."
by um kristen September 17, 2008
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spunk rainbow

Four guys sitting in a row wank the guy to the right off and the one on the end spunks over the two middle guys and lands his man seed in the guy on the other ends face as it goes over it causes a rainbow effect.
Wow look at that spunk rainbow! Ahhhh my face.

dude if you get me a beer ill treat you to a spunk rainbow.
by ralshtovski February 6, 2010
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Spunklunk

(Verb) To ejaculate onto a persons ceiling in the hopes it will fall back down onto them.
"What the hell is this crap on my head? You were spunklunking in my room again werent you?!?!?!"
by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004
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spunkwad

A derogatory term alluding to the waste product produced from whacking off i.e. a useless soggy kleenex filled with no good spunk. In particular it refers to people who share similar characteristics such as being useless and/or being a waste product of their parent's sexual experiences.
next time ask me before you touch anything you damn spunkwad
by lucothefish August 10, 2006
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